| Hehehe...I punked G-MAN! |


INTRO"PAPA'S BI BAR."INTRO
Huh.
Interesting name.
I frowned, another thought accuring.
How likely was it that my long lost brother would be chugging spritzers in a gay bar in LA?
Huh.
Thats a clever one.
Attracted to the sound of a bug hitting the neon lights, I ambled down the dingy alleway to the shadowy door. A huge bouncer guarder the entrance. He introduced himself as Fred, before grasping my palm with a huge sweaty hand. With a swift smack on the butt, he shoved me through the portal.
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I fought my way throught the mass of gyrat


Akward Much.I frowned, feeling a hand on my shoulder. Twisting round in my seat, I felt Gerard leaning over me, pushing the laptop screen back to he could see it. As if the proximaty of his warm body wasn't bad enough, he turned to me with a smirk and an arched eyebrow. He pointed an accusing finger towards the screen as my insides began to churn. His dulcent tones echoed around the living room.Akward Much.
"Well, that one's shitty, isn't it?"
I nodded, half in agreement, half in relief. Clicking onto the next tab, I reminded him of the original picture, which infact displayed me laying over a suitcase, attempting to shut it. Naturall
| Yo. My name is Lizzi. Tho I have also been called Iggy a few times in my short life. But more about that later. I was born on the 6th August 1996, so I shouldn't really be on here, but what the heck. I like food, like chips and ice cream and chips dunked in ice cream. Ignoring my wacky fashion sense, I spose I'm just like a normal teenager really. Moody, lazy, stubborn....I can see why my parents love me. Well, normal until I open my mouth that is..... I listen to My Chemical Romance 24/7. Unless I'm asleep. But sometimes I forgot to turn my iPod off in bed and wake up at 4am to find Gerard screaming in my ear and I'm being strangled by my headphones. I also listen to Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Pendulum, Nirvana, Foo Fighters....and I absouloutely LOVE Billy Talent. I might even prefer them to My Chem if they weren't so damn ugly. But, as Ruby says, the ugly things deserve the most love, right?! Yeah, well, you can mull over that one. I'm about 5"8, take size 9 feet, which in American sizing works out to be around a size 11. Just incase you wanted to know. I look like a fourteen year old, am never seen without a pair of braces (or suspenders, if your american) and often wear mascara and eyeliner....mascara more. I don't like my legs, bus timetables confuse me and I like to stamp on little dogs. And people call me violent, bossy, moody and I always forget people's birthdays. Just to be brief. |
Click it.
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...In my pants
Angry Pills is married to a catty assassin.
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Shooop...
Murderous Criminals > Sparkly Vampires
Saucy Jacky > Sparkly Vampires
Anything > Sparkly Vampires
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:3
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You have to be over the height limit to ride Micheal Jackson.
*mashes head on keyboard*
I think you're having a slight panic attack 'cuz Tatchi ain't 'ere
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~*~Away with the Faeries~*~
And Exhibit B... is Banjo. He can talk.
Whoa, Mister-Suspicious! This is the man... dog... thingy... that helped us escape!
You may have mused in the past, Am I mortal?
...Now you are.
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You have to be over the height limit to ride Micheal Jackson.
*mashes head on keyboard*
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~*~Away with the Faeries~*~
And Exhibit B... is Banjo. He can talk.
Whoa, Mister-Suspicious! This is the man... dog... thingy... that helped us escape!
You may have mused in the past, Am I mortal?
...Now you are.
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You have to be over the height limit to ride Micheal Jackson.
*mashes head on keyboard*
... Fine, I also wanted to ask if you've seen bioshock yet????
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You have to be over the height limit to ride Micheal Jackson.
*mashes head on keyboard*
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